Hookers and Tiger and Sex (Oh My!!)

I, for one, am sick of all this bullshit.

Dickhead in the nfl can walk into a club with a loaded handgun and blast his fucking leg off, and people are appalled by the sexy antics of tiger woods. Ridiculous. Mark Bell gets picked up speeding his drunk ass down a san jose freeway, and it barely makes the news. Dany Heatley kills a teammate and we all feel sorry for him. Gilbert Arenas is hiding unlicenced handguns in the lockerroom, and it is kept nearly silent.

But Tiger has a bunch of sex and everybody is in an uproar? I will agree that adultary is low-down, disgusting, and dirty. He is an asshole. But for the love of fuck, lay off the guy. He didn't cheat on YOU, he doesn't owe you shit.

So the man is a sex addict. Oh noes!!! What are the symptoms of that? He wants to have sex all the time? He has sex whenever it is possible? Oh sweet mother of fuck, what a monster!!!! Ooooh, the irony stings me. Yes, let's spit on the man because he has sex whenever he can. I mean, the nerve of that man.

Seriously, if we can forgive Todd Bertuzzi for committing henous acts against humanity, or we learn to accept Sean Avery as an edgy, sometimes leud little bastard, surely we can forgive Tiger for getting lucky. Shut up and let the man golf. Tadloids disgust me. Go back to your shanties.

Go get em Tiger.

Boutin out.