February Footnotes

So I have had an interesting February.

Basketball got cancelled, but we're back at er this afternoon. I'm a little choked i'll miss part of the gold medal game, but shit happens. Apparently God felt I should not catch any Canada game in its entirety, and I accept that.

I almost died twice. Once in the midterm week before reading week, and once the midterm week after. Feel fanfuckingtastic now tho. Well, I will when i get my monday/tuesday shit done.

My valentine's day was pretty low key. I celebrated the same way I always do. I grabbed a push pin, went to Safeway, and poked a hole in all the romantic balloons. Then I went to the health clinic and did the same thing to the condoms. You get what you pay for, you cheap bastards. In my defence, I knew I was doomed when facebook suggested my valentine be someone who doesn't like valentine's day. So i made it my own. Devoted a day to bringing joy to the most important person in my life: me. I was so happy. I know me so well. (Afternoon Delight just started playing so I'ma wrap this up before it gets all mushy and for-my-eyes-only).

I went to the gym yesterday. Me. The gym. Me. I am equally shocked. I rode the bike for 40 minutes, and I dont hurt like a bitch this morning. This might be the start of something beautiful.

Well, since you're now picturing me all sexy and working out, my work here is done.

Oh My God!!!!! Epiphany!!!! In the Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", the first verse is about Gohan!!!! (some of you are judging me, the others are equally excited.) I must leave before my inner nerd fully reveals itself. If anyone needs me, I will be working on eng phys.